Terms of service
Last updated: 17 June 2026
Overview
This website is operated by The Standard Squeeze USA LLC ("The Standard Squeeze", "we", "us" or "our"). By visiting our site or buying from us, you agree to these Terms of Service ("Terms"), including the additional policies referenced here, such as our Privacy Policy, Refund Policy and Shipping Policy. If you do not agree to these Terms, do not use the site. Our store is hosted on Shopify Inc.
1. Online store terms
By agreeing to these Terms, you confirm that you are at least the age of majority in your state of residence, or that you have given consent for any minor dependents to use this site. You may not use our products for any unlawful purpose or violate any laws in your jurisdiction. You must not transmit any malware or destructive code. A breach of these Terms will result in termination of your access to our services.
2. General conditions
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any lawful reason at any time. You understand that your content (excluding payment card information) may be transferred unencrypted over networks. Payment card information is always encrypted during transfer. You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell or exploit any part of the service without our written permission.
3. Accuracy of information
We are not responsible if information on this site is not accurate, complete or current. The material is provided for general information only and should not be your sole basis for decisions. Any reliance on it is at your own risk.
4. Modifications to the service and prices
Prices are subject to change without notice. We may modify or discontinue the service (or any part of it) at any time without notice, and we will not be liable for any such change to the extent permitted by law.
5. Products and services
Certain products may be available exclusively online and in limited quantities. We try to display product colors and images accurately but cannot guarantee your display will be accurate. We reserve the right to limit sales by person, region or quantity, and to discontinue any product at any time.
6. Accuracy of billing and account information
We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order, and to limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, household or order. You agree to provide current, complete and accurate purchase and account information and to keep it up to date so we can complete your transactions and contact you.
7. Optional third-party tools
We may provide access to third-party tools that we do not monitor or control, "as is" and "as available", without warranties. Your use of them is at your own risk and subject to the third party's terms.
8. Third-party links
Our service may include materials or links from third parties that are not affiliated with us. We are not responsible for their content or accuracy, and we are not liable for any third-party materials, websites, products or services. Please review their policies before transacting with them.
9. User comments and submissions
If you send us ideas, suggestions or other materials ("comments"), you agree that we may use them without restriction or compensation and are under no obligation to keep them confidential. Your comments must not violate the rights of any third party or contain unlawful or objectionable material. You are responsible for the comments you make.
10. Personal information
Your submission of personal information through the store is governed by our Privacy Policy.
11. Errors, inaccuracies and omissions
There may occasionally be information on our site that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies or omissions relating to products, pricing, promotions, offers, shipping or availability. We reserve the right to correct them and to change or update information, or cancel orders, at any time without prior notice.
12. Prohibited uses
You may not use the site or its content for any unlawful purpose, to solicit unlawful acts, to violate any laws or regulations, to infringe intellectual property rights, to harass or discriminate, to submit false information, to upload malicious code, to collect others' personal information, to spam or scrape, for any obscene purpose, or to interfere with the security of the service. We may terminate your use of the service for violating any of these prohibited uses.
13. Disclaimer of warranties; limitation of liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, we do not guarantee that your use of our service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free, and the service and all products delivered to you are provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose, except as expressly stated by us or required by law.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, The Standard Squeeze and its directors, officers, employees, agents, suppliers and service providers will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, punitive, special or consequential damages, or any loss of profits or revenue, arising from your use of the service or any products purchased through it. Our total liability for any claim will not exceed the amount you paid for the product giving rise to the claim. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations, so some of these may not apply to you.
14. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Standard Squeeze and our affiliates, officers, directors, agents and employees from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising out of your breach of these Terms or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.
15. Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found unlawful, void or unenforceable, it is severable and does not affect the validity of the remaining provisions.
16. Termination
Obligations and liabilities incurred before termination survive. These Terms are effective until terminated by either you or us. If we believe you have failed to comply with these Terms, we may terminate this agreement at any time, and you will remain liable for amounts due up to the date of termination.
17. Entire agreement
These Terms and any policies posted on this site constitute the entire agreement between you and us. Our failure to exercise any right is not a waiver of that right.
18. Text messaging (SMS)
If you opt in to our text-message program, you agree to receive recurring marketing and transactional text messages (such as order updates and cart reminders) from or on behalf of The Standard Squeeze at the number you provide, which may be sent using automated technology. Consent is not a condition of any purchase.
- Message frequency varies, and message and data rates may apply.
- Reply STOP to any message to opt out, or HELP for help.
- Our text messages are sent through our messaging provider, Omnisend.
- Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages.
We handle your information in accordance with our Privacy Policy and applicable law, including the Telephone Consumer Protection Act (TCPA).
19. Dispute resolution; binding arbitration and class action waiver
PLEASE READ THIS SECTION CAREFULLY. IT AFFECTS YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS, INCLUDING YOUR RIGHT TO FILE A LAWSUIT IN COURT AND TO HAVE A JURY TRIAL.
Informal resolution. Before filing a claim, you agree to first try to resolve the dispute informally by contacting us at Support@TheStandardSqueeze.co. If we cannot resolve it within 60 days, either party may bring a claim as set out below.
Agreement to arbitrate. You and The Standard Squeeze agree that any dispute, claim or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms or your use of the Services will be settled by binding arbitration, rather than in court, except that you may assert claims in small claims court if your claims qualify. The Federal Arbitration Act governs the interpretation and enforcement of this section.
Arbitration rules. The arbitration will be administered by the American Arbitration Association (AAA) under its Consumer Arbitration Rules. The arbitrator's award may be entered in any court with jurisdiction.
Class action waiver. YOU AND THE STANDARD SQUEEZE AGREE THAT EACH MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN AN INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PURPORTED CLASS OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING. The arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person's claims or preside over any form of class proceeding.
Jury trial waiver. You and The Standard Squeeze waive any right to a jury trial in any dispute that proceeds in court.
Opt-out. You may opt out of this arbitration agreement within 30 days of first accepting these Terms by emailing Support@TheStandardSqueeze.co with your name and a statement that you wish to opt out of arbitration. Opting out will not affect any other part of these Terms.
Severability. If the class action waiver is found unenforceable as to a particular claim, that claim will be severed and may proceed in court, while the remaining claims proceed in arbitration.
20. Governing law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules. Subject to Section 19, you and we submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in Massachusetts.
21. Changes to these Terms
You can review the most current version of these Terms at any time on this page. We may update or replace any part of these Terms by posting changes to our website. Your continued use of the site after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of those changes.
22. Contact information
Questions about these Terms can be sent to Support@TheStandardSqueeze.co, or by mail to The Standard Squeeze USA LLC, 8 Hutchins Way, Westford MA 01886, United States.